dirudo:

Making a cool new friend

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Anonymous asked:
what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

bagmilk:

fetuzeater:

my dash just

what iPhone do you have?????
  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
  • sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need
    anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly

    superb1a:

    When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image