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i-am-frillyknickers:

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ticktoast:

brigwife:

borrowed-blue-box:

REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WASRIGHTTHEREJESUS CRUST

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This is the most tumblr that tumblr has ever been

technopagen:

We were in health discussing how to react in a medical emergency and about the proper legal procedure to follow and the teacher said
“Always ask for consent. If the victim is unconscious just assume they are giving you consent”
And my classmate interrupted
“Remember kids, this is applies to CPR not sex”
And the class got really quiet for a long time and the teacher didn’t know what to say.

johnentwlstle:

msg me if u want hints

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

catalystconduit:

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster