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Am I doing this right?  Hello, I'm Sarah. I'm 15 and from Santa Cruz, California. 

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raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

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  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
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Anonymous: "is it possible to get pregnant if your bf came on his hand, wiped it off, and then fingered you? i feel so stupid asking this but i really dont know" 

retiredjesus:

i thought a girls get pregnant when they fall in love, learn something new everyday. what the fuck is came

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methimatics:

me at school

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koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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worstcats:

It just looks … i don’t know, kind of more rubbery than you’d want for a cat

worstcats:

It just looks … i don’t know, kind of more rubbery than you’d want for a cat

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wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

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nature-alien:

Luke Davis||Reef||Surfer Magazine

nature-alien:

Luke Davis||Reef||Surfer Magazine

sexuel:

Jay
http://jayalvarrez.tumblr.com/

sexuel:

Jay

http://jayalvarrez.tumblr.com/

cashmaneh:

Do they exist?△

cashmaneh:

Do they exist?△

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  • British Blogger: Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.
  • Me: Chill
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